I've long been amused by the number of Scottish pop aficionados who bestow Jock status upon
Lloyd Cole, all because the
Buxton-born and
Chapel-en-le-Frith-reared songwriter attended the
University of Glasgow for a few semesters in the early 80s. Shit, Cole didn't even
graduate from that institution.
If this cursed blog has taught us anything, it's that Scotland certainly does not suffer from a dearth of pop virtuosi -- yes, tin ear, there is life beyond
Shirley Manson and
Big Country! There's no need to claim an individual of clear English stock as one of the country's own. The whole thing slightly reeks of desperation; it even reminds me of when a certain professional sports
franchise retired
this star's number.

Anyway, this little endeavor does grant me the opportunity to post a track from Cole's (and
The Commotions', too, of course; can't forget about them) landmark album,
Rattlesnakes, which easily ranks among my all-time top 10. On that LP's closing tracks, Cole sang, "Are you ready to be?/Are you ready to bleed?/Are you ready to be heartbroken?"
Twenty-two years later, he finally got his response.
Hear it for yourself. Download:
"Patience" by Lloyd Cole & The Commotions and
"Lloyd, I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken by
Camera Obscura.